The moment became an awkward one,,, I could
feel the heat and tension, I got nervous. After doing a quick calculation, I concluded
on….
Me: Sweetheart, we’d talk about this some
other time, its getting late already.
Mirabel: What?! No way!! We will talk about
it today
Me: But its getting late
Mirabel: Yea, but its not yet bedtime..
Me: I really don’t like driving in the dark
dear
Mirabel: Then let’s talk about yourself
before it gets so dark
Me: Alright! U do the questioning
Mirabel: Good! Lets start by U telling me
about your childhood, have u always been this cool?
Me: Mirabel?
Mirabel: Yes dear
Me: U know who I am now right?
Mirabel: Sure! Very well
Me: U know that I love u so much right?
Mirabel: Yes dear
Me: And u know that I will never do
anything whatsoever to hurt u
Mirabel: Yes I know,,,, but what’s all this
about dear?
Me: I just want to be sincere when telling
u about my past and I hope it won’t change anything
Mirabel: Just tell me everything Ok?
Me: Ok
Mirabel: Ok i’m listening…
Me: I use to be a bad boy back then
Mirabel: Go on
Me: I grew up with my parents in a corrupt
environment. Where many things happen
Mirabel: Things like?
Me: Stealing, smoking and drinking, fighting,
bleepings, raping
Mirabel: Wait, what’s this bleepings?
Me: As in s£x
Mirabel: Oh… oh oh oh… Lola and Cynthia
have discussed many times using that slang. Like ‘He wan kill me today with
bleeping’ ‘The guy dey bleep die’ ‘Girl dem bleep u today?’ Geez! Those girls
are really something. If I ask them what it means they will tell me that i’m
still a girl.
Me: Maybe they don’t want to corrupt your
mind
Mirabel: But i’m not a kid
Me: Is this something u want to know about?
Mirabel: Not like that, its just that….
never mind, go on continue. Wait, u made mention of rape, u raped girls?
Me: I didn’t rape neither did I smoke
Mirabel: But u bleeped?
I almost laughed ‘coz she sounded funny
when she asked me that question.
Me: Yea
Me: Yea
Mirabel: You did?!
Me: Yea
Mirabel: Ok go on
Me: I started drinking when I grew older
but my parents didn’t know. My father always travelled from one state to
another. My mother comes home late in the night from her store. That was why we
got the freedom to do whatever we like and go wherever we want.
Mirabel: Hhmmmm….
Me: Me and my friends learnt bad things
from the big guys by that time. I was in primary 3 when I knew about s£x from
the big guys. They even sent us to buy condoms for them. Sometimes, its the
naked girl that will collect the condoms from us.
Mirabel: Naked girl?
Me: Yea, the girlfriend of the bros that
sent us
Mirabel: How naked?
Me: Mirabel…?
Mirabel: Just tell me
Me: Well,,, sometimes she comes out wearing
bra and pant, some other time she wears only pant and most times she might wear
the guy’s shirt without any panty
Mirabel: Continue…
Me: Me and my friend(s) out of curiosity
would try to look at what they were doing…
Mirabel: And?
Me: We saw them doing it
Mirabel: Bleeping?
Me: Yea
Mirabel: I see…
Me: That’s how we started touching girls
during hide and seek game in the night.
Mirabel: Woah
Me: From hide and seek game to s£x game
when I got to primary 4 till I got to jss 2 as we moved from the area to
another environment. The new environment was far better compared to the
previous one.
Mirabel: Thats good
Me: But….
Mirabel: But what?
Me: I became the mentor of the boys around
there
Mirabel: Geez!! Victor!!!
Me: I’m sorry dear but its the truth
Mirabel: How did u became their mentor?
Me: I thought them what I knew, help them
to get girls and all sort of things
Mirabel: Bleeping I guess,,, but I don’t
want to hear all that anymore. Tell me about your past relationships
Me: Ok. I had my first girlfriend when I was
in primary 5. I didn’t know anything about break up and heartbreak by then so
we just stopped seeing each other for no good reason.
Mirabel: Maybe u broke her heart
Me: I really dunno about that
Mirabel: What’s her name?
Me: A.B which is Abiola
Mirabel: Ok o… who next?
Me: That would be uhmmm… I can’t remember
her name
Mirabel: How long did u date her?
Me: Not up to 3 weeks
Mirabel: Ok that was all childish thing.
Tell about your relationship from where u were in jss 2,,,, before that, tell
me how many girls u dated?
Me: Before I got to jss 2?
Mirabel: Yes
Me: Four
Mirabel: Tell me the truth!
Me: Ermm… like seven of them
Mirabel: Is that the truth?
Me: Yes dear
Mirabel: What are their names?
Me: Is that necessary?
Mirabel: Its not but I want to hear it
Me: Alright,,, A.B, Precious, Mercy, Faith,
Salome and Ramotu
Mirabel: U mentioned six
Me: Yea, I forgot the name of the second
girl
Mirabel: U bleeped all of them?
Me: Yea
Mirabel: Oh my gosh! Victor!!
Me: I’m sorry dear
Mirabel: How could U?!!
Me: Calm down dear, I didn’t know what I was
doing back then, its all in the past now. I have even forgotten about all of it
since when I gave my life to Christ
Mirabel: But but,,, but geez!! Seven of
them before jss 2?,,,,, alright alright i’m calmed,,, cool… but that was all
before u got to jss 2 right?, then how about when u got to jss 2?
Me: U are not yet calmed dear…
Mirabel: Ok,,, now from your jss 2
relationships, tell me everything and I mean everything
Me: I have to summarize it dear
Mirabel: Why?
Me: Please dear I have to
Mirabel: Alright for today,,, go on and
tell me about all your bleepees
I will only tell her about the girls I dated,
excluding the free givers and the opportunities I got.
Me: Ok dear,, I had a girlfriend from jss 1 to jss 2 . Her name was Taiye my classmate, I later dated her twin sister kehinde still in jss 2. They both left me after they resolved their fight over me. Then I dated….
Me: Ok dear,, I had a girlfriend from jss 1 to jss 2 . Her name was Taiye my classmate, I later dated her twin sister kehinde still in jss 2. They both left me after they resolved their fight over me. Then I dated….
Mirabel: Hold it!!!
Me: What?
Mirabel: Did u bleeped them?
Me: Come on, Mirabel…
Mirabel: Did u?
Me: Only Kehinde
Mirabel: And u want me to believe that it
was only her?
Me: Yea dear,,, she was the one that even
seduced me…
Mirabel: Hhmmm
Me: U know I won’t lie to u dear
Mirabel: I hear u,,,, oya who became your
next victim?
Me: Ah ahn… sweetheart victim?
Mirabel: Yes of course,,,, victims of
bleeps
Me: Hhmmm…. that word seems to be coming
out of your mouth more often
Mirabel: Don’t patronize me
Me: Sorry ma, my next victim was Tochi,,,,
I didn’t toast her though, we just started dating after I told her that I like
her and she said she likes me too
Mirabel: Then u bleeped her
She sounded serious, but I felt like laughing.
Me: No I didn’t bleep her
She sounded serious, but I felt like laughing.
Me: No I didn’t bleep her
Mirabel: Why?
See question oh…
Me: Because she was a good girl whom I knew would not want such. It didn’t even came up, we didn’t even kissed. We dated for two months before she left our school when her parents changed their environment to somewhere far
Me: Because she was a good girl whom I knew would not want such. It didn’t even came up, we didn’t even kissed. We dated for two months before she left our school when her parents changed their environment to somewhere far
Mirabel: Ok,,, next!
Me: Jummai and I started dating afterwards
when she sent me a love letter when we were in jss 3. We stopped dating after a
little misunderstanding
Mirabel: Which is?
Me: She wanted me to stop hanging out with
my friends,,, that they were bad boys which I declined to it
Mirabel: Smart girl,,,, next!
Me: Then I started datin…
Mirabel: Wait! Did u bleeped her?
Chai! I thought she forgot,,, this girl sef
Me: I didn’t
Me: I didn’t
Mirabel: Why?
Me: We never had the chance
Mirabel: If not u would have bleeped her?
Me: U are making this hard for me Ok? I’m
really not comfortable with that question
Mirabel: Why? Didn’t I answered all your
questions in details earlier?? I told u what u wanted to know, now its your
turn to tell me what I want to know
Me: But…
Mirabel: No but! except u don’t want me in
your future
Me: It hasn’t gotten to that dear
Mirabel: Then lets talk about our past now,
so it won’t affect our future
Me: Alright dear
Mirabel: Good! And consider any question I ask
valid ok?
Me: Ok alright
Mirabel: So,,, who next?
Me: Her name was Florence but she loves
being called flourish
Mirabel: I see…
Me: She started coming to my school during
our junior waec as it is called. I liked her, so I started talking to her till
she agreed when we got to ss 1. She broke up with me when she caught me dead
drunk dancing hard with a girl at a party.
Mirabel: Hhmmm…. Smart girl, I’m sure u
didn’t bleeped her
Me: Well, actually…. I did
Mirabel: DamΠ it,,,, next!
Me: Miracle
Mirabel: What?
Me: Her name was Miracle,,, my next
girlfriend
Mirabel: More like next victim,,,, go on
tell me about her
Me: She was a Pastor’s daughter. I joined
the school fellowship because of her. I became friends with her from there. We
got more closer when I started teaching her what she doesn’t understand and
also doing her assignment for her. That was how I grabbed the opportunity to
tell her about my intention towards her to be my girlfriend which she agreed
instantly.
Mirabel: Hhmmmm…
Me: Unfortunately, our relationship came to
an end when her father got transferred to another state… it pained me for weeks
till I met Amina.
Mirabel: Wait na…. I hope u didn’t bleeped
the Pastor’s daughter?
Me: It was so sudden dear,,, it happened so
fast before we know it
Mirabel: Oh no!!
Me: Believe me dear, I didn’t know when it
happened
Mirabel: Of course u won’t know, when u got
carried away by your sexual activeness
Me: I really dunno
Mirabel: Alright fine! Next!!
Me: Dorothy, the daughter of my mother’s
friend.
Mirabel: What class were u by then?
Me: I was in ss 2
Mirabel: Ok continue…
Me: She was a spoilt girl,,, so spoilt like
a biatch!
Mirabel: Did that stopped u from bleeping
her?
Me: Not at all,,,, she was a giver so I decided
to take my share
Mirabel: And u are telling me all that?
Me: I thought u wanted to know everything
Mirabel: Msteeeew…. how did u guys break
up?
Me: I didn’t like her in the first place,
so I left her
Mirabel: After u got your share in excess?
Me: I dunno about that
Mirabel: Of course u won’t know,,,, next
victim!
Me: I would rather call myself the victim
on this one
Mirabel: U’re not serious
Me: I’m very serious
Mirabel: Ok oo… tell me what happened
Me: I dated a girl named Christina who was
my classmate. I only knew her as a naughty girl and my classmate. Not knowing
anything about her family and where she lives.
Mirabel: Go on…
Me: We dated for just nine days
Mirabel: What happened?
Me: I lost contact with her when I left the
school
Mirabel: Why did u leave the school?
Me: Because I got expelled
Mirabel: What? why??
Me: It was a very horrible experience
Mirabel ,,,,, so horrible. I feel bad whenever I think about it
Mirabel: I would like to hear it,,,, come
on tell me. You bleeped her till she fainted or what?
Me: I wish
Mirabel: What?
Me: No uhmmm I mean its more horrible than
that
Mirabel: Ears open,,, tell me what happened
Me: I got expelled after they caught us in
the act
Mirabel: Bleeping I knew it,,,, but why did
u get expelled?
Me: We were caught doing it in the
classroom
Mirabel: Oh my God!! What’s wrong with u?!!
Me: Its uhmmm,,, what was wrong with me
Mirabel: Not funny!!
Me: Sorry…
Mirabel: How did u manage to do that?
Me: Well uhmmm…
Mirabel: Uhmmm what?
Me: It was after school hour, when we were
waiting for afternoon lesson. All our classmates went out to play, to eat and
some went home to eat and change clothes. Christina and I remained in the
classroom doing our assignment. I normally do my assignment in school before
going home, so that I can do and go anywhere I want without any worry of when
to go my assignment.
Mirabel: Go on… i’m listening
Me: Our loneliness brought the thought of
it into my mind,,, and little vame instantly agreed to it by responding.
Mirabel: Little vame?
Me: Yea
Mirabel: And what’s that?
Me: My errmmm…. u know,,, my instrument
used in bleeping
Mirabel: Msteeeew…. what happened after its
agreement?
Me: I talked to her about it of which she
tried to decline, saying its risky. But I was able to make her agree partially.
Mirabel: What do u mean by partially?
Me: She didn’t give me her full approval
Mirabel: So…..
Me: So I like,,,,got in the mood so bad. I was
so turned on as in konji na…
Mirabel: Hhmmm…
Me: That was how I forced it on her
Mirabel: U raped her?!
Me: It wasn’t rape,,, its not like she
didn’t want it, she was just scared of getting caught
Mirabel: And u got caught
Me: Yea, by the compound master. I received
lots of slaps from him before he reported us to the school authority. That was
when I knew that her father was the vice principal of the school. That was how
I got expelled
Mirabel: What did your parents do to u?
Me: They were mad at me but mostly felt
pity on me
Mirabel: Pity? Why??
Me: Because of the torture I got from
Christina’s mother and her colleagues
Mirabel: They took u to the police station?
Me: I would have been so glad if that was
what happened
Mirabel: Then what did they do to u?
Me: Her mother was a soldier
Mirabel: Oh my!
Don't laugh alone oo, till tomorrow.
WATCHOUT FOR EPISODE 21
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