Mary: ehn ehn…..what happened to him
Me: He saw a lady at a party we went to last week and was
complementing her without knowing that the lady was a fiancée of a Colonel…the
lady was enjoying my guy too and dey were rocking each other before the young
colonel came and my guy thought it was just ordinary guy
It took maturity before we were able to settle it.
Mary: Lolzz….hope it didn’t lead to trouble sha
Me: Almost so, I don’t want to be in that same mess today as
I don’t know uhmmm…uhmmmm….before someone will park me now and nobody to rescue
me
Mary: lolzzz….you are not serious…thank God we are just the
only one in the car and you know where you met me from
Me: that swat has been keeping me going to continue this
conversation or else, I wouldn’t even say anything till we depart
Mary: but truth is, you men are the same thing once you see
something in skirt or trouser, you won’t even bother to ask for the owner
before taking it.
Me: thank God you said Men, well am not a men sha
Mary: Then wat are you
Me: Am snakie
Mary: Are you not a man?
Me: Not yet…am a guy (snakie) and not Man, datz why am
different from every other person.
Mary: datz a lie jhoor
Me: but sincerely, all of us are thieves but it’s only who
is caught that is the real thief
Mary: thank God you admit that, that is wat some guys will
never admit to
Me: datz why I said am different from other guys, I will
never lie to any lady because I want to get in between her legs, like if as am
meeting you for the first time now, if am asking you out, it’s probably
impossible for me not to have who am dating. so, why should I lie? But some
ladies are idiot, a guy will approach you and tell you he
doesn’t have a girlfriend and you will just admit
Mary: not all girls though
Me: so, you are claiming you are also different
Mary: yes now
Me: okay ooo….My philosophy is that, if am meeting a lady
like you for the first time, I don’t expect you to tell me you don’t have who
you are dating, it may either be you are not serious wit the guy or you just
broke up but to tell me you don’t have anyone is a no no for me at all.
Mary: why will a grown up lady like me won’t have who am
dating.
Me: yes now….it’s some ladies but do you know life is like a
competition
Mary: How?
Me: the same way you are competing with thousands of people
to get a job you av been applying for is the same way I will be competing with
which ever guy you have that you are dating, it’s the person that you ended up
with that is the winner just like the person that finally got the job will be
the winner in the job recruitment process.
Mary: thats true sha
Me: more reason why I wouldn’t mind competing with the guy
in your life.
Mary: what do you mean?
Me: what I mean is that a beauty like you it’s worth
fighting for, you are what every guy should be competing for.
Mary: abeg, don’t compete for me oooooo…….Go and compete for
your wife abeg
Me: wife ke? I don’t think I ever mention it that am married
but I won’t deny the fact that I have a fiancée
Mary: then you are ready to loose the trust your fiancée
have for you?
Me: I don’t think am losing any trust as we never know what
might happen in life
Mary: uhmmmmm…..
Me: thats the truth…we are all just trying, like I said,
life it’s all about competition.
Mary: abeg, lets talk about another thing jare…..this
traffic is killing wallahi
Me: Am even tired…we have spent close to 45mins on the same
spot and we are not sure yet when we will be out.
Mary: I guess the traffic is from Egbeda.
Me: It dare not be from Egbeda……we are just at Isheri now.
Mary: yes.
Me: Thats serious, well I don’t really know, it’s been a
while I pass through this route. I hope you don’t have anywhere yourgent you
are going to
Mary: where does a jobless lady like me have to go, am only
going home ooo, I should even be asking you sef, ain’t you going to work today?
Me: am not going, I took a day off, I thought processing of
my transcript will take whole of the day not knowing that it won’t even take up
to an hour.
Mary: okay, that means you came for your transcript
Me: Yes, have you collected yours?
Mary: No..i don’t think I need it now since I know you only
need it for your masters or if your employers in some cases requested for it.
Me: that’s true sha, maybe I can divert a bit when we get to
car wash to while away time pending when the road will be free then I can later
drop you where it will be convenient for you or even at home.
Mary: no oooo, don’t let me bother you jare
Me: It’s my call dear, don’t worry please.
Mary: Okay, No P
I entered through Taiwo Yemi street, found my way to Orelope
before getting to my destination at Prince Abiodun Adebambo. Parked in front of
a storey building, opened the door of the car for her and made my way through
the entrance gate.
My house is a two bedroom flat downstairs at the back. she
followed me from behind as I opened the door to my flat.
Me: Welcome to my little bunk.
Mary: Thank You but this is more than a bunk
Me: It is a bunk based on my own aspiration in life.
Mary: uhmmmmm…..i love that statement
Me: what can I offer you.
Mary: Anything will do Sir
Me: anytyn means notyn cos am sure both of us have not taken
anytyn since morning, so the best thing will be a tangible food
Mary: Ahhh I don’t eat much like that ooo
Me: uhmmm, no wonder
Mary: No wonder what?
Me: No wonder you have this very beautiful
physique..everything so perfect
Mary: have heard you…ur mouth is too sweet jhoor
Me:Not really jhoor, hope you won’t mind chips, atleast that
wouldn’t be too heavy for you
Mary: No P…
Me: but you can still manage this drink (malt) while I prepare
the chips
Mary: Okay…
I dashed down to the kitchen with the raw chips from the
fridge. set the frying pan and started work immediately. Barely 10mins in the
kitchen I heard a voice
Mary: your phone has been ringing since.
Me: ohhh thank you
“Me on Phone while using the other hand to continue frying
the chips”
Me: hello baby….how are you
Baby: am good dear, how has your day been? How far with
where you went to?
***“Mary collected spoon from me with the manner that I should
concentrate on my call while she help me with the cooking pending when am through
with the call"***
I stepped back a bit, stood at the entrance of the kitchen
while I continue with my call.
Me: fine baby, it wasn’t even that stressful at all,
(explained my movement).. am at home now sha preparing what to eat and
relaxing, how about you? How is work going?
Baby: fine dear, I just say I should check on you we will
talk later baby
Me: Okay dear…i love you so much baby
Baby: I love you too dear
I couldn’t help but stare at Mary, her a-s is out of this
world. Mary has a big curvy a-s that will make a guy go crazy, her body
structure is out of this world. All I was dreaming was how I will get to see
the a-s without anytyn on her.
I was lost in my thought when her voice brought me back
Mary: uhmmmmm…i go love oooo
Me:lolzz, you are not serious
Mary: Is she the one you have on the wall?
Me: Yes
Mary: she’s beautiful, you have a eye for good things.
Me: thank you, like I have been saying, you aren’t looking
bad too and your guys should be lucky to have you
Mary: the same way you are lucky to have her too
WATCHOUT FOR EPISODE 3
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