Me: Please am very sorry, it’s not what you think
Biola: What do you mean it’s not what I think? You think am
fool
Me: Am very sorry baby
Biola: Keep your sorry to yourself, it’s all over
Me: ‘’’’crying’’’’’’ Ahhh….. Please don’t do like that baby,
don’t let it be over.. I never meant to hurt you baby.. Remember we have come a
long way to let it be over right now.
Biola: you never meant to hurt me? Did I just hear you say
that after you take me for a fool? you didn’t think about all the sacrifices we
have made, you never thought of our plans….u never thought of what we have
built together……Never thought you will do this again but I think it’s better it
happened this way and I can easily say good bye right now before things get out
of hand
Me: I understand how you feel baby
Biola: you don’t understand anytime dear…u don’t..if you did,
you wouldn’t have tried it in the first place……My dear, you can never be sorry
for what you did intentionally……….
Me: believe me it wasn’t intentional baby… am very sorry,
without you my life is nothing baby
Biola: Did you just say that? Please you need to take your
leave right now or else I will embarrass you here now
Me: Please don’t do that baby.. we can talk this over
dear…please don’t throw all we built away.
Biola: What’s it we built? The one you already threw away
yourself….Mr man, please leave my house right now or I embarrass you which I know
you won’t like ***’’shouting’’*** snakie leave, I said you should leave right
now….
Me: it’s okay…..am very sorry baby, please find a place in
your heart to forgive me baby “Pushed me out and door slammed”
***Waoh, is this the end after 3years? I can’t believe am
losing everything within a month***
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FLASH BACK EXACTLY SIX WEEKS AGO”
It was a bright Wednesday morning when I decided to make a
trip down to Lasu to process my transcript for onward forwarding to my
employer. I left home as early as 7am and I got to Lasu around 7:45am, straight
I went to Faculty of Management Sciences (FMS) which was my faculty where I graduated
from. The faculty premises has changed a bit as there was new structure behind
FMS which I learnt is being use for lectures and also a new structure directly
opposite FMS which they said is social science faculty.
School was scanty as there was no much activities, the
campus marshal were in front of the faculty entrance, I greeted them and made
my way to the first floor which was the faculty office but to my dismay, the
offices were still locked. The first thing that came to my mind was “this civil
servant sha, they are not in the office by this time, when will they come
now”…….
I met a tall fair lady around the corridor and greeted
her…..
Me: Good Morning….
Lady: Good Morning……
Me: Please when do you think this people will be around
Lady: Sincerely, I don’t know…..am also waiting for them
Me: datz serious, civil servant are always enjoying, coming
late to office most times
Lady: Abi…..
Me: Thanks….
Lady: You welcome…………………
I went downstairs to look around and do some sightseeing as
the school premises has really changed from the way it was when I graduated
from the school.
Apparently the state government and the school management
have been pumping lots of money to the school in terms of infrastructural
development.
I walked to the canteen to put something in my stomach and
relax a bit till around 8:30 before I decided to check back at the faculty
office. Luckily for me, the office was opened and I met a man and a lady
there…..
Me: Good morning Sir….
Man: Morning……
Me: please I want to find out about the process of obtaining
my transcript……
Man: Okay…did you finish from this faculty?
Me: Yes Sir…..
Man: Transcript is not process from the faculty office… you
will need to go to the ICT centre (Exam and Records Department for the processing)
Me: Okay…..please where is that sir?
Man: The building is directly opposite MBA hall… do you know
MBA?
Me: I guess I know Sir
Man: Just directly opposite MBA building, you will see their
building with a mast.
Me: Okay Sir…thank you so much Sir
Man: You welcome…..
I dashed out immediately and started thinking that I would
have even be through with the processing if I had the right information before
coming to the schooling instead of wasting time waiting for the faculty
officer. I drove down to MBA and the building was so easy to identify. I walked
in and made enquiry, which I was told I don’t even need to come to the school
for processing my transcript as everything is now online and they don’t request
manually again…..the lady that attended to me asked me to visit the school
website to request for my transcript. *****”waoh…..that means my journey to
Lasu is a waste as I would have done this at the comfort of my room”****
I walked out and started driving towards the second gate
which I came in through. I burst out at Iba road and turn back going to
Igando….turning back to directly opposite the school gate, standing there was
the lady I met at the corridor of the faculty office earlier….waoh, I never got
the opportunity to see her physique when we had the conversation then as she
rested her a-s somewhere and her hand over her chest with her bag, then I parked
and horn for her
Me: hello……
Lady: Hi
Me: where are you heading to?
Lady: Iyana Ipaja side……
Me: Ohhhh…am going towards egbeda maybe I can help you a
little
Lady: thank so much Sir……..
She hopped in and we started going. After a while....
Me: Please what’s the name if I may ask
Lady: Am Mary….
Me: Am snakie……It’s nice meeting you Mary
Mary: the pleasure is mine
Me: Is today lecture free or you don’t have class today?
Mary: Dunno.. guess they said, students are not in school as
non academic staff are on strike
Me: strike ke? What happened?
Mary: I don’t know oooooo………
Me: Are you not a student of the school
Mary: I graduated 2012.
Me: Ohh…..am very sorry.
Mary: I only came to make enquiry about my certificate.
Me: hope you got the right response
Mary: yes.. they said I will need to provide some documents
in order to collect my certificate
Me: that should be your clearance and some documents
Mary: yes….
Me: that means they have not change the process then…… I graduated
in 2008
Mary: Okay.
Me: so, what are you into now?
Mary: nothing really.. I just finished my service 4 months
ago, so am still an applicant
Me: hey yah….. God will definitely do it for you dear. It’s
not so easy getting a job in this country.. hope you have been applying for
jobs sha.
Mary: Yeah…have been giving my CV out to people but it’s
been promise and promise but am hopeful sha
Me: It’s not so easy like that, you know the people you give
your CV to also have other people that are hanging on their neck, don’t be
discourage dear. When it’s your time, your helper will surely locate you by his
grace.
Mary: amen oooo… thanks so much. What do you do
Me: I work with a consulting firm.
Mary: Okay……maybe I will also give you my CV
Me: No problem…..but do you have a copy here?
Mary: I don’t but I wouldn’t mind getting your details so
that I can forward it to you.
Me: No problem, that’s my card.. my email and phone number
is there, you can forward it to my mail
Mary: Okay sir, am doing that right away.
Me: Oh….you even have it handy…..
Mary: Yes now.
Me: you no dey even joke at all. Flash me with your number
so I can also save it on my fone
Mary: okay…joke ke? Am seriously searching for work oo. I'm
tired of staying at home
Me: On a more serious note, a beautiful lady like you
shouldn’t search for work so long like this now cos no interviewer will see you
and wouldn’t want to give you a job straight away
Mary: I pray it’s by that ooo.
Me: Yes now, if I ever interview someone like you, believe
me you av gotten the job already cos this your beauty is enchanting.
Mary: I hear u, no be by beauty jare.. rather wat you have
upstairs. Moreover, thanks for flattering me.
Me: what do you mean now, how will I be flattering you.
Sincerely, it’s been a while I set my eyes on a beauty like you. God completed
everything in you.
Mary: Lolzzzz…….Okunrin sha (you men), all of you are the
same thing
Me: same thing as how?
Mary: what do you mean by God completed everything in me?
Me: Yes now…..You aint too tall or short…….every part of
your body is perfect…including ********sorry am not suppose to mention that
Mary: Including what? You are free now, anything you say, it
won’t be the first time I will be hearing it and it won’t be the last time, so
you better pour out all you have
on your mind before it started causing headache for you.
Me: lolzzz……..that kind one dey cause headache?
Mary: Yes of course
Me: well some things are better left unsaid sha cos you don’t
know what you will say that you won’t be able to say another one again
Mary: lolzzz……datz very funny…have you ever said one before
that landed you in trouble?
Me: yes now but it was my friend
Mary: ehn ehn…..what happened to him
Me: He saw a lady at a party we went to last week and was
complementing her without knowing that the lady was a fiancée of a Colonel…the
lady was enjoying my guy too and dey were rocking each other before the young
colonel came and my guy thought it was just ordinary guy........
WATCHOUT FOR EPISODE 2
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